Don't open the battle map until you pick all of your troops.

Do not make a fire guard using chocolate!!

Last Edited : Thursday, 7 August 2008 - 17:45

Don't run with scissors!

don't do up your fly while you are taking a leak! wait until you are done!

know your self and your brother,,

Let dead dogs lie

build a man a fire, he is warm for a night. light that man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

IRON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

wise men know everything shurd ones know everyone

"shurd"? Is that "assured"? Or a new word I have never heard before??

Don't ask me why, but I think he means *shrewd*.

That makes sense.

i can't spell srry

Don't eat yellow snow!

or brown snow!

never tell your girlfriend that her sister is better looking .

dont start fights whith irish ppl!!!

wait! now back up a min....what if her sister IS better looking...what if you find her sister is a much nicer person and is more compatible with you...what if her sister likes you too....what if her sister really rocks your world! while your girlfriend barely makes you smile...what if the sister after a few years turned out to be as big of a b***h???

my brother did something similar to this...I wish he found another pair of sisters!

better go see the relationship doctor. (now who is that here on WoL I know we have one!)

then if it gets to complicated tell the girlfriend and the sister you both suck, the only reason i went out with you both is because i was after ya mother :] .