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AuthorTopic : Words of Wisdom
Harold1 DoC
Joined 21/04/2007
Posts : 1977

Posted : Tuesday, 9 December 2008 - 17:39

Tell me bout the rabbits

Pict
Joined 27/10/2007
Posts : 589

Posted : Tuesday, 9 December 2008 - 21:43

They're soft & furry but break easily if you pet them too hard...just like women apparently!! lol

Last Edited : Tuesday, 9 December 2008 - 21:44

Princess in the Shadows
Joined 14/11/2008
Posts : 510

Posted : Tuesday, 9 December 2008 - 22:32

Oy enough of that Pict

Pict
Joined 27/10/2007
Posts : 589

Posted : Tuesday, 9 December 2008 - 22:40

Apologies. No offence intended - I was just trying to paraphrase the book (badly it seems)...

Princess in the Shadows
Joined 14/11/2008
Posts : 510

Posted : Tuesday, 9 December 2008 - 22:42

lol All good ....im not easily offended hahaha

Mog DoC
Joined 5/02/2004
Posts : 14303

Posted : Wednesday, 10 December 2008 - 03:01

You can lead a horse to water but you'll be sorry during the parade.

relax
Joined 26/10/2002
Posts : 613

Posted : Wednesday, 10 December 2008 - 07:13

dont piss in the wind

Mog DoC
Joined 5/02/2004
Posts : 14303

Posted : Wednesday, 10 December 2008 - 18:36

"into" the wind, that is...

Harold1 DoC
Joined 21/04/2007
Posts : 1977

Posted : Thursday, 11 December 2008 - 17:56

Chocolate does not make a good fire guard !

Princess in the Shadows
Joined 14/11/2008
Posts : 510

Posted : Friday, 12 December 2008 - 02:33

Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Harold1 DoC
Joined 21/04/2007
Posts : 1977

Posted : Friday, 12 December 2008 - 10:28

He also say "swinging chain means warm seat"

Mog DoC
Joined 5/02/2004
Posts : 14303

Posted : Friday, 12 December 2008 - 19:24

Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down have crackup.

Princess in the Shadows
Joined 14/11/2008
Posts : 510

Posted : Friday, 12 December 2008 - 19:42

Confucius say: Man who get kicked in crown jewels, left holding bag.

Raag
Joined 6/10/2005
Posts : 110

Posted : Sunday, 19 April 2009 - 21:52

Confucius say: Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Gene_ral
Joined 3/04/2009
Posts : 12

Posted : Monday, 20 April 2009 - 08:31

Do not Question "why do Roses have thorns".
Simply be happy that thorns have Roses.

Chamberlain
Joined 7/08/2004
Posts : 148

Posted : Saturday, 30 May 2009 - 23:20

These were all good and funny but I like that one especially Gene.
Such as;
I once thought I was poor-for I had no shoes
I then met the Man-He had no feet.....

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