i have a couple and i always like to know more.
there is a man lieing dead in the middle of a field. next to him is a rock. who is he?
i can only anwser yes and no questions...if you need hints, i'll give a few if enough people ask

The man is Superman, the rock is kryptonite

Its Itahitme Rockafella

dang...alright. how about this one
there are two people in a cabin dead. how'd they die?

there's a number of aways people can die... for one, they could have starved to death...

and you didn't say for certain whether or not they actually died IN the cabin...

maybe I'm off in the wrong direction here... *scratches head*

they died in the cabin, they did not starve

were they in the cabin of a boat that sunk?

or maybe the cabin of an airplane that crashed?

dang it, right again...airplane...i think i know another but i forgot it...does anyone else know riddles? or jokes maybe...i know a couple of blonde jokes...if i tell one i hope i don't offend anyone.

There is a mouth, but it does not eat
There is a bed, But it does not sleep
What is it?

Nice easy one

a river.

here's mine:

a man is found hanged from a ceiling of a room that has absolutely nothing in it but a puddle of water below his feet. how can this be?

He was standing on an iceblock

pretty good titonator, i'm going to remeber that one. Crazy, anything with water involves water...those are pretty simple.

ok... how about this one...

Mary and Joe were found dead on the floor of the apartment in which they live... there is broken glass and water on the floor... a breeze blows in from the window. What happened?

They obviously fell prey to an iceberg. Just like the Titanic.

Here's a hard one, speaking of the Titanic: Two men stand aboard the Titanic. The boat is sinking. One man is wearing a red hat. What is their relation to each other?

idk for, but for Crazy i think they got hit with hail that came through the window.

some sage... that wasn't even close and wouldn't explain the scenerio at all.

also, Choirsinger didn't get it either.

@ Sage, their relation is that their both aboard the titanic.

@Crazy...you provide incomplete information. The only thing you can say with any certainty is that the window is open, there is a breeze, Mary and Joe are dead, some glass broke, and some water was spilt.

I can make up any hairbrained excuse for why these things are as they are...

Mary found out Joe was cheating on her. They got into an arguement. Mary was so mad, she was going to jump out the window to her death (too bad their apartment is on the first floor). Joe talked her off the ledge by offering a glass of water, which Mary took a drink from. Joe laughed at Mary when he told her that he had laced the water with arsenic and she would be dead in a minute or two. Mary laughed at Joe when he clutch his chest because of a heart attack (he was 104, after all). They both collapsed and died...the glass fell from Mary's hand and shattered, spilling what remained of the water.

Or you could take the techy approach and say a sniper shot them through the window with an ice bullet. (You seem to like tieing water and ice together in your riddles.) This would explain the broken glass as the bullets came through the window. The bullets would melt after killing their targets, leaving the water.

Plenty of things could have happened.

A rooster lays an egg on a roof ridge, does it fall to the west or to the east?

Roosters are weather vanes, not egg layers.

If a bull is chasing you, describe the steps you would take to lose him.

rex

Last Edited : Thursday, 15 May 2008 - 19:42