Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.

What is it?

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"Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"

-there were no single men in the boat. they were all married :p

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

"They were in an air pocket inside the boat?"

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.

What is it?

"Marriage." - You sure don't know what you're getting into when you take that vow!! LOL

that is easy! a coffin! however i can't figure out the other one. Jmacattack if that was a hint i didn't get it.

Last Edited : Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 17:34

didn't see the coffin one, just answered the boat one. I heard that coffin one before so I'm pretty sure you got that right, Choirsinger.

i know i'm right about it, never been so sure in my life.
the boat was pretty good, i still don't get the word one.
the word "aaahh!" maybe? take out the "-aahh!" and all you have left is a? idk...

no Choirsinger - it's not aahhh... it's also not a coffin - the first part of the riddle isn't consistant with the answer of a coffin - why wouldn't the coffin maker be willing to tell you that he made it?

Good work on the boat and men, Crazy - that's right - they weren't single...

The answer is obviously an STD :-P

oh...then what is it? i guss i didn't read it all very well i just skimed it and didn't read it, so it isn't a coffin? there is a riddle that is like that

hmm... well, jmac... let's try this...

a lie.

-whoever makes it, tells it not: if you're lying, you obviously dun want people knowing it's a lie

-whoever takes, knows it not: if you're the one being lied to, you probably dun realize it

-whoever knows it, wants it not: if you DO know it's a lie, you want the truth instead.


best I could come up with. if not that, I've got no ideas.

Last Edited : Friday, 23 May 2008 - 19:59

that is pretty good crazy

Counterfeit Money - it's counterfeit money...

A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?

Its daytime

A woman shoots her husband, she then holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him... but 5 minutes later they both go out together and have dinner. How can this be?

Last Edited : Sunday, 25 May 2008 - 13:15

Photograph.

Cameras are evil machines never let yourself get caught by one

Last Edited : Sunday, 25 May 2008 - 13:54

Rule number one in "The Street Flasher's Handbook."

Exactly, you should listen to Sage he knows what he is talking about

What do you call...

a) a blind deer?
b) a blind deer which is not moving?
c) a blind deer which is not moving and bleeding?