Here you can ask any question you might have and get an answer from anyone on the panel. The panel consists of anyone who feels up to answer
The answers might not always be the same ones that could be found in an encyclopedia as they origin from "people sharing secret truths" aka PSST

Last Edited : Saturday, 13 October 2007 - 22:00

Noone? Well Ill ask the first question then
Who can answer this ?
Cut a cylinder open, twist one end ½ a revolution (is that the correct word?) and then glue it back to the other end again. Now you have a onesided figure Please try by starting to draw a line on the "outside" and you will find that when the line reaches where you started the line is also on the opposit(same) side of the cylinder. How is this possible?

You have created a torus, an object with a hole in it. It has only one "side" if you don''t count the edge.

But the line is on both sides of the paper

Last Edited : Sunday, 14 October 2007 - 03:06

i know this is not a reply in the sense of this thread but can you tell me what happens if you cut the strip again?

The point with this thread was to get creative funny, cooky answers or answers that reveals the giant conspiracy.
Give me the truthisness please

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH !

Al Gore invented this idea, and the real answer ( I was trying to mislead you before) is that when you twist the strip of paper you have entered a place known as the Twilight Zone, where humdrum everyday rules do not apply. You start the line in our reality, get transported to Arizona, have your insides probed and then finish the line, but only on Jupiter on Tuesday afternoon with Judge Crater and Amelia Earhart. Them you are returned to your home safe and sound with a wild piece of paper with a line on it. It`s cool.

AMAAAAAZING !!

Who would have guessed

Okay, my turn.

If a Rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn, which side will the egg roll to?

Whichever side is closer to stonehenge of course. The "others" really like eggs and that is one of the uncommon qualities of their facility they have constructed at stonehenge. Many humans are very confused about the nature of that site.

Swedens interestassociation "Swedes with alternative preferences " SWAP, have also found a way for roosters to lay egg so Hwatta is on the right track I belive.

I want to know where my lost socks have gone.

If the egg is sunny side up it will roll to the east side, if it's once over light it will start to roll north, but then roll to the south side;

and if it's a western omlet, it will roll to the west of course;
but if it's scrambled, your guess is as good as mine.

PS:
Actually I knew an old rooster who could stand an egg on end on the ridge of the roof, if he could lay one there that is.

rex

Last Edited : Monday, 15 October 2007 - 12:58

if its scrambled it will take a tour of asia in a small basket fixed under a yellow sparrow called fred which is strange because hes a girl and not yellow but blue!

No if it's scrambled it probably hatched into a red-nosed woodpecker who couldn't peck anymore so he got a job setting pins at a bowling alley for a fat guy and a guy shaped like a bowling pin who did a comedy act there.

One would pretend to be the king pin and the other would pretend to be a bowling ball.

rex

Most socks, but not all, have a moment in their life, that they decide that they just had enough of the other better half (aka the other sock) and with the famous phrase: "it''s me, not you" ... go on their way on search of a better stocking, or why not another unmatched sock outthere.

Another reason the socks disappear is that the hamster, you know the one that is running in the laudry machine to make it spin, feed on them.

OK...next question:

If a large plane crashes on the border between Zimbabwe and Burkina Faso, where do they bury the survivors?