Not so long ago we liked to go in when we were to eat and to the outhouse when we had that kind of buissiness. Today it seems to have reversed so that many prefer to eat outside and "go" inside. Why is this ?

you mean we dont eat in the out house!!!!
phew

No we eat out in the garden or on a sidewalk or whatever, its considered better to eat outside than to eat inside for some reason We moved the outhouse to go inside the house. Maybe we dont like to eat inside because of the smell

Last Edited : Saturday, 20 October 2007 - 05:39

Well, I don`t especially mind if someone sees me eat...

You are missing the point

The one on top of your head?

pickled onions are a good reason to eat out side
and a barbeque is not the same indoors
and why do people have a barbi a few feet from the kitchen door dumb or what!!
just further to take washing up!
is this really alternative knowledge though

I wanted to know why we changed habits. Well seems noone is able to answer so lets move on

Last Edited : Saturday, 20 October 2007 - 21:04

well i surpose that the loo moved inside when plumbing improved which then ment the garden did not stink so we could eat out side

Yes I realise that but was hoping for a "better" answer
Move on now

I was wondering how salmon know which stream or river is their birthplace when they go back upstream to spawn. Oh, can`t someone please help me understand this perplexing and mystifying behavior?

as a fisherman i know this
there is a very long piece of invisable elastic fitted to each fish
they are simply pulled back
this also is why fish jump up waterfalls, they are pulled
they have no choice in the matter
when a fisherman catches the fish he has tangled the elastic with his hooks and the fish now heads to them and the fish is caught
simple or wot!!!

I know this.

1. Fish are obviously very intelligent.
2. Chuck Norris is hella dangerous.
3. Therefore, whenever fish see Chuck Norris, they will run in the exact opposite direction to him before they get roundhouse-kicked to Saturn.
4. Scientists have proven this with the coining of a new kind of magnetic force in the Earth's magnetic field: Don'tgonearnorrisism.
5. Fish return when the levels of Don'tgonearnorrisism is at a safe level, ie. none, as the slightest hint of Norris is lethal to anyone alone, in pairs, or in groups of three or more. This is when Norris hibernates in winter.
6. If anyone proves this theory wrong, you'd better start running.