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Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007 Posts : 1977
| Posted : Monday, 15 October 2007 - 19:19 that`s so easy its up a tree using rabbits to build kitchen cupboards to keep them in |
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Fufumonakyla Joined 27/06/2006 Posts : 190
| Posted : Monday, 15 October 2007 - 19:56 Well Hwatta, i had to search long and hard to find the answer to your question, but i think i finally got it!
You must burry them in Canada next to the first Canadian muskrat that you see! Now hurry before they spoil! |
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Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007 Posts : 1977
| Posted : Monday, 15 October 2007 - 20:14 muskrats indeed they dont stand a chance against armour plated siberian hamsters who would keep them in large serving spoons until they can be planted in a small pine forest in the middle of lake erie hu! I thought every one new that !!! |
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Fufumonakyla Joined 27/06/2006 Posts : 190
| Posted : Monday, 15 October 2007 - 20:22 GAH!! You mean to tell me that my endless hours of research failed me!?!?!?!? im never gonna trust books again! |
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Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007 Posts : 1977
| Posted : Monday, 15 October 2007 - 20:25 ah now you have me what breed of animal is a book? |
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Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007 Posts : 1977
| Posted : Monday, 15 October 2007 - 20:29 @guer if you bye twenty socks you will have only one left in the end
THIS IS THE TROUBLE MAKER!!
get rid of this one first and the others will not leave!!! 9.5 happy pairs! |
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Mog DoCJoined 5/02/2004 Posts : 14358
| Posted : Monday, 15 October 2007 - 20:47 I`d personally bury them on top of the dead folks. That way they have a chance of burrowing out and wreaking vengeance on those who put them there. |
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Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007 Posts : 1977
| Posted : Tuesday, 16 October 2007 - 20:50 A thermos flask keeps things hot and cold how does it know? |
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Fufumonakyla Joined 27/06/2006 Posts : 190
| Posted : Tuesday, 16 October 2007 - 21:12 I tell it. I am master of of the thermos! MWAHAHAHAHA! |
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TaurusRex Joined 14/06/2002 Posts : 9462
| Posted : Tuesday, 16 October 2007 - 22:51 Unless it is a dual container thermos flask, I believe it keeps basicly liquids hot or cold by preventing the transfer of heat either to or from the respectively cold or hot liquid by means of them being contained by a glass vacuum sealed liner which is not a good conductor of heat;
So the thermos flask doesn't know ... it just stops heat loss or gain very efficiently.
rex |
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Hwatta Joined 11/11/2003 Posts : 1661
| Posted : Tuesday, 16 October 2007 - 22:53 The THERMOS is a trans-dimensional hyper-stable energy retention module operating site. Of course, anything that is moved from our dimension into one of them will maintain its current energy level. Unless of course one of the denizens of the other dimension happens to want some coffe, soup, milkshake, or whatever you have chosen to store in their space temporarily. Just be careful when you open the THERMOS...the practical jokes can be quite dangerous when dealing with "liquid nitrogen surprise" and other things that we find completely inedible. |
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Mog DoCJoined 5/02/2004 Posts : 14358
| Posted : Tuesday, 16 October 2007 - 23:58 You are all incorrect about Thermos`s, I''m afraid, The question was "how does it know?" and that assumes (correctly) that the Thermos is sentient, which it is. Under a super secret agreement with the government of the Galapagos Islands, a breed of tortoise was developed that looks just like what we know as a Thermos container. When liquids are placed inside, the tortoise feels the heat or cold of that liquid, remembers it and will use an electric charge (like an electric eel) to either heat iron rich cells to keep the liquid hot, or run a fantastic living refrigeration system in its stomach to cool the liquid if it is cold. A wonder of nature, the Thermos Tortoise, or Thertoise! |
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LOD Joined 13/12/2001 Posts : 5703
| Posted : Wednesday, 17 October 2007 - 01:22 Ill never use one again |
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gueritol Joined 7/02/2003 Posts : 3940
| Posted : Wednesday, 17 October 2007 - 01:29 Inside a turtle ... mmmh ... I wonder on which of the turtle''s orifices we''re pouring and storing our precious cold or hot beverages. Yikes!.
Now I got I question, what if it is not cold, nor hot, but just precisely at the temperature of the turtle, will it now it has just been filled? |
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Mog DoCJoined 5/02/2004 Posts : 14358
| Posted : Wednesday, 17 October 2007 - 01:38 It may not know but it won`t matter since it won`t try to change the temperature if it doesn`t know it is filled.
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Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007 Posts : 1977
| Posted : Wednesday, 17 October 2007 - 20:12 if x=3 and y=9 and z=458 how much cheese can a frog eat ? |
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LOD Joined 13/12/2001 Posts : 5703
| Posted : Thursday, 18 October 2007 - 01:27 The frog can eat as much as until it explodes and the pieces ends up at the coordinates you mentioned |
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Mog DoCJoined 5/02/2004 Posts : 14358
| Posted : Thursday, 18 October 2007 - 16:25 Can anyone explain why it`s ok to share a doobie but not a toothbrush? |
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Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007 Posts : 1977
| Posted : Thursday, 18 October 2007 - 19:23 Because you would never scratch your butt with a mates doobie |
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Mog DoCJoined 5/02/2004 Posts : 14358
| Posted : Thursday, 18 October 2007 - 21:54 That may well be the perfect answer, harold! |
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