Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007
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| Posted : Wednesday, 5 September 2007 - 19:35 heres mine
a native lad goes to his father and says "how did my brothers and sisters get there names"the lads father replies"well when your brother was born i came out of the hut and i named him after the first thing i saw" the lad says O thats why hes called `big wolf` " yes says the father and your sister is `white cloud` for the same reason why do you ask this question `Two dogs shagging`? dont worry the lad replies!!!! Last Edited : Saturday, 8 September 2007 - 10:05 | Arthur Joined 9/09/2007
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| Posted : Sunday, 9 September 2007 - 15:59 I vote for mog but I have an unoriginal joke I heard the other day.
There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant. | | Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007
Posts : 1977
| Posted : Sunday, 9 September 2007 - 16:56 heres another
a blonde is driving up the motorway at 70 mph and she`s knitting
a traffic cop sees her and sets off in chase
he pulls up next to her and shouts
...PULLOVER...
at the top of his voice
she shouts back
...NO ITS A PAIR OF SOCKS... | | titonator  Joined 12/02/2004
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| Posted : Sunday, 9 September 2007 - 20:38 i got a load of jokes that would shake things up in here but i cant really say any of them, they are either too obscene for this forum cos there are kids around or because they are blondist / ageist / religionist / andwhateverelseist
yea i do realise most of those words dont exist ... ill pick through my jokes tomorrow and see what i can put up lol 
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☺ Titonator ☺ Last Edited : Sunday, 9 September 2007 - 20:39 | titonator Joined 12/02/2004
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| Posted : Tuesday, 11 September 2007 - 23:54 ummm ... looks like it was my turn to kill a thread huh ...
☺ Titonator ☺ | | Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007
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| Posted : Saturday, 15 September 2007 - 22:26 THEREHMUSTBE MORE JOKES OUT THERE(sorry for shouting) | | Harold1 DoCJoined 21/04/2007
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| Posted : Saturday, 15 September 2007 - 22:41 ok i dont care who is upset
did you hear about the dyslecsic (the spelling could be wrong hehehaha)priest he believed in.....dog !!!! | | mwmoss Joined 26/10/2006
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| Posted : Monday, 17 September 2007 - 13:18 Remember, this IS a joke forum, so take what is said in context.... | | mwmoss Joined 26/10/2006
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| Posted : Monday, 17 September 2007 - 13:19 President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn''t that
Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that''s them.
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
Real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We''re planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What''s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we''re going to kill 140 million Muslims
and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you,
No one gives a **** about the 140 million Muslims." | | TaurusRex Joined 14/06/2002
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| Posted : Monday, 17 September 2007 - 13:43 
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| Posted : Tuesday, 18 September 2007 - 12:31
| | Arthur Joined 9/09/2007
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| Posted : Tuesday, 18 September 2007 - 17:36
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