lmao

Mog has tied Sol, and a new contender has appeared with a strong start!!

Soljah-3, Mog-3, Renno-1, Biscuit-2 (correct me if I make a mistake :-P)

*_* Biodus *_*

Last Edited : Monday, 19 February 2007 - 05:19

Original joke by TaurusRex follows:

Dave Cartwright said my ancestor fixed carts;
Joe Wheeler said my ancestor made wheels;
and John Mason said my ancestor laid bricks.
Then roger von Stubenfeist enterred the room.

rex

I don't mean to be picky but Soljah's joke isn't original.

really?? i never heard of it before, oh well i gotta go witht he audience and not be in the race anymore, joke has to be original.

It depends what you mean by original. Do a search in google for "shut up fridge" and you get quite a lot some with the first two having different names such as petal or daisy.

Oddly doing that search you don't get as many weird results as you might think.

wow, thats crazy, well if its on google it mustnt be that original. i thought of it years ago cus my mother would say she would beat me with a fridge one day anywoops, goodluck to remaining competitors

biodus continue this game if you want if not just leave it if its not original you are discualifaid

ugh, not you again, i already sed im out, i dont need your 2 cents also

Well, it looks like I should officially rule Soljah''s joke disqualified. That means that myself, Fufumonakyla, and Lossol can vote again for someone else.

I vote for Biscuit, and so the score becomes:

Mog-3, Renno-1, Biscuit-3

Cmon people, lets vote!!

*_* Biodus *_*

(in the school) teacher asks a pupil what the word pupils usualy answer?I don''t know.thats the answer.

Last Edited : Monday, 23 April 2007 - 15:04

Boy asks father "How do you spell clitoris?"
Dad replies "You should have asked me last night, it woz on the tip of my tongue"

... hmmm thats a purty good one pro

Two people walking and fell the one in the middle.

That wasn''t original, or maybe in english it is, but I had to say it.


-Original artwork joke by THE 4celnorst-

Two prisoners on a HSP, an american and an indian, discuss the way to get out. "Tonight we shall take two spoons from the meal. With them we shall dig our way out". "Ok"-replied the indian. So that night they started digging a tunnel beneath the walls. At a time, once the tunnel was finished, the american said: "I''ll be the first one to get out, since It was me who had the idea".

So he went crawling through the tunnel, while the other waited expectantly. When the american got to the end of the tunnel, he made noise, and the guard heard it. "Who goes?!" he said -"Meow!" Quickly replied the american. "Ah, it''s just a cat"-said the guard, and he went back to his post. The american escaped.

"That seemed easy!" said the indian as he crawled into the tunnel. But again, he made noise at the exit, and the guard again said "Who goes there?!" as he drew his gun.

"Just another cat!"




I thought of that joke Years ago, I was even told that same joke after awhile


Anyhow, my vote goes for... Taurus Rex for his effort on developing an original joke!

That''s along the lines of "nobody here but us chickens!" and that is a truly old joke. Good though!

So, the thing goes:

Mog 3, Renno 1, Biscuit 3, TaurusRex 1, Acelnorst 0 <-(INCREASE THIS!)

WHERE IS MINDAUGAS 0

WHERE IS MINDAUGAS 0

My bad. Here''s the complete table:

Mog 3
Renno 1
Biscuit 3
TaurusRex 1
Acelnorst 0 <-(INCREASE THIS ANYWAY!)
Mindaguas 0
Pro 0


Should we reset the counters to allow voters for voting the new contestants? ^^

Ok my turn... Idk if you guys have heard this or not my cousin told it to me... Everybody I''ve told it to though hasnt heard it so here it goes:

3 guys are waiting to get into heaven. When it''s their turn to speak to GOD and try to get into heaven GOD says they''ve all been bad and can''t get in. The 3 guys ask what they can do to get into heaven so GOD makes a deal with them...
The 1st guy has to meet and date a beautiful woman.
The 2nd guy has to get big money.
The 3rd guy has to become gay.

So GOD poofs the 3 guys back to earth and they''re walking down the street when the 1st guy goes up and starts talking to this beautiful woman...poofs he''s gone...
The 2nd guy and the 3rd guy go to McDonalds, and the 2nd guy bends over to pick up a $20 dollar bill... poof the 3rd guy''s gone...

I''m pretty sure that''s how it goes I''m not sure if anybody else has heard it or not but figured I''d put it in.