and says, with prices like these, no wonder I have the last post!

So Jesus walks in behind them;
hands 3 nails to the barkeep,
and asks "Can you put me up for the night?"

I was at Sears, I bought the last toaster.

Too bad it wasn't the last poster

wow, I never thaught Sears would run out of anything! Did they have any posters left?

hehe

hmm

i wanted to get montgomery wards last poster... but it was sold out so long ago.. i missed it because it was raining and my car broke down and i had a headache and my shoes were destroyed by my dog and my neighbor couldn't drive me because he had an upset stomach and....

There will be great prizes for the last one to post. An all paied vacation on an island of our choice is only one of them

OOh! I've always wanted to go to one of the Our Choice Islands! I hear they are lovely year-round...I mean, umm...don't listen to LOD! It's a scam!

*sends report to the BBB*

It's probably Iceland.

Iceland is a very nice island...if that was the reward, I'd love it. Greenland is the place that would not be fun...

Don't be sidetracking me with talk of islands when there is a last post to make!

This is it, the last post. Really. Anything after this is a fraudulent entry good only for delaying my inevitable win. You don't want to be considered a fraud, do you? No. So, stop posting here. Thanks.

Last Poster,
Mog

As the last and only inhabitant of the lost island of Atlantis I herely make the final and last post! I am Legend.

Wow, a real Legend;

Can I get an autograph?

bump

Of course



*Harold1*
I dont do this for everyone you know!!

All frauds.


Last Postage Meter

Time to walk the Dog, Mog. um, or is it time to walk the Mog? Or wake the Mog.....he sleeps for 3 hours, yes precious. The Mog.

Hey (hey) you! Get off of my cloud!
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd, on my cloud.