If it matters, most every government is corrupt and you cant do anything to completely stop it, bu tin America, we usually find it out and make the corrupt officials pay (ex. The Ford Family in Tennessee).

LOD in your original test you said one had to find a way to betray the US.

“Bananas from this country are banned to trade because of a trade embargo. We have to smuggle them in somehow”

also Harold never did solve this. as El Loco is a Guerilla he is already against the current government of the country so one MUST assume there is another reason for the ban otherwise the US would allow them in as they are coming from a friend.

It s not said that my home country is the US. Its only said El loco wants asylum there. When the goverment and guerilla fall as in Harolds example. A new government, that is approved by the US, is in place, the embargo will be lifted. This will make all happy but el loco and the corrupt government (Well, also Padro)
I want to add that Padro was the runner up, your proposal want bad at all. If Harold hadnt applied you would have gotten the job

harold keeps his head down :}

your comment "Finally one that can be trusted All the others were willing to betray and cheat on their own country. I ask myself, why would they be loyal to me?
"

was what made me tie it to the US. and also why I said you also had told us we had to cheat the country.

I shall humbly awaite your next trial.

the next trial please!!!

Yes, next trial (ill try not to betray country...)

haha i love the aside "I''ll try not to betray country".. cracked me up

As I have been employed by the LOD corperation im looking for a PA send CVs. I then will set a test to see who gets the job. plus its the bosses wife`s birthday soon i would like an idea for presents for her!

Lol, im game.

presents for the bosses wife...... hmmm.... How about a full breed Arabian Horse?

not bad

two applicants so far ill have to sort out test soon

A natural disaster has hit the country and has destroyed 60% of the banana plantations the water and electric surplies have been damaged and the country is in chaos the lap dog leader we have placed in power has asked for help with rebuilding the country !

YOUR TASK IF YOU WISH TO TAKE IT IS `HOW?`

What resources do we have at our disposal?

I would raise export prices, raise export tariffs, temporarily remove import tariffs, to be reinstalled in a gradual process, and ask the UN for aid. Then I''d sit in my office and play my brand new Halo 3.

@padro52 you have all the resources that a large country would have !your task is to arrange these for the best possible gain to all!

Harold sits in his new plush office he`s done well since being hired by LOD corp the large screen tv he has had fitted to the office wall has a football match on he looks down at the 24 carat gold pen he rolls in his fat fingers and thinks to himself that "I really should get down the gym" the weight has piled on since getting this job
The office is silent at this hour he only stays for the english football . Harold looks over to the door something caught his eye "Oh its you! your here late? "he says the answer he got was not expected as the slug from the glock smashed into his chest "thud"Harold reels back to his desk and falls into the cowhide chair he had made himself he reaches over to his laptop and types "IT WAS MMMMM His hand slips off the keyboard as the life in him slips also and his favorite team scores and wins their match for the first time in five weeks.


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First activate both the general troops (quells the chaos) and my personal protection detail, (a rumor about a coup has me concerned.

Then buy out the neighboring country''s supply of banana''s and raise the global price of banana''s by 75%, plant some Infomercials (thinly vieled as real news reports) on the air pushing some new science that shows the Banana cures everything known to mankind.

Then sit back and watch profits soar through the roof increasing the general happyness with said lap dog''s government.

the ghost of harold speaks
you have both come up with an idea that might work but you both are sitting back and letting them take their course !