The ol` reverse psychology trick, eh? I will fight on the beaches, in the woods, in the ice and snow until you drag the last fetid breath from my mangled, arrow-ridden carcass. Even then, the stench and fear will linger on, leaving you just a shell of a clan from that point forth unto your last days next year.

Begin your fell encroachment, foul demons of steel, I fear your armor and might NOT. For lo!.... (Mog begins babbling in a low mutter the stenographer can`t hear) "... arrows...... leashes.......muzzmbml.....dank.......vat of oil............mrhmblmlm....."

oh god!! did we cause all that?

No, I was crazy as a bedbug before.

Yes, Mog was looney long before this game...you should see his posts on the clan forum; barely decipherable. I, on the other hand, am as sane as any sane man can be facing 3 BoS, and still vj is attacking me too. Bring it on my pretty pets! Your my pretty pets. I love you...I''ll pet you, and hold you, and love you. Your my pets...my NAUGHTY pets! Your naughty! Grchrhcrh! Oh no! I''ve kill them! I''ve killed my pets...

Don''t worry Neb, I am backing away from the carnage. If you saw what I see, you''d back away too. Good luck, and for the future, please remember that bulldogs do not make good pets!

vj, you could always stay and fight WITH me. What''s the difference if you die now or in a few turns?

Ah the art of negotiation is a true weapon of war Ever tried putting a leash on a Wolf? Not an easy task he he

Oh, it looks so pretty! Renno all lined up in formation. Ice and wolff all nice and lined up at my other castle. I may just take a picture to remember this all...so peaceful and serene.

Why does it seem like I''m the only one left in this game...and the world has come to kick me out? Bad BoS!

Someone should take bets on the over/under for how long I last...but trust me, it won''t be long.

Vj, listen to your uncle Neb.

Last time I came over, uncle Neb hurt me really bad. I am never visiting that evil place again.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend...friend vj.

vj, according to Neb, that makes us friends now!

Wait...now you''re all freinds? Do you all have a NAP? A Nebuchadnezer Aggression Pact?

haha good one

Wow...you guys do take your time to set up...just kill me and get it over with, would ya?

Renno looking neatly lined up.
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And Ice and wolff neatly lined up.
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If you only saw what I have in my castle (which you should be able to with those Outposts), you''d be laughing that you''re taking so frickin'' long just to get everything perfect before attacking. But, whatever...

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Hey Neb how come ur troops r doing line dancing? Hope u pull out all the tricks on ur defence Im sure it will be a good learning experience for me

haha...I have no tricks, which is why I''m laughing at your guys dancing around outside my castle. I can see the BoS forum now...

Ice: wolff, go in there and attack Neb!
wolff: No way! I''m too new, he''s got tricks.
Ice: Excactly, you''re the new guy...you don''t know anything. I''ve seen what Neb does when he''s on the offensive...stupid Neb & Mog...
Renno: Um. I''ll just hang out over here until you guys get Neb''s 2nd castle and can come over and help me here.
Ice: We''ll be over as soon as wolff moves in.
wolff: I''m not doing it! You go first!
Biscuit: Fine! I''ll be over there in a minute, and then maybe we can move in.
Renno: I just don''t feel that my 80 balista are enough. And my HC are feeling weak without any help from the rest of you.

You showed the same image twice, but it is scary enough as is. Why they won`t attack... well, it isn''t on the Ten Kings map, I guess. They have no idea how to play on any other maps. We may win yet!

Ah, I see...updated. Athough wolff has now danced even further out in a long line...I think he''s the one doing the line dancing...

Now, where is that Biscuit? He should be along any minute now...

no worries neb I''ll be in directly, I was just waiting for my door key to show up.