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Forum : General Chit Chat
AuthorTopic : Funny
LOD
Joined 13/12/2001
Posts : 5681

Posted : Thursday, 22 August 2013 - 05:32

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Last Edited : Thursday, 22 August 2013 - 05:33

bestia
Joined 30/04/2007
Posts : 96

Posted : Thursday, 22 August 2013 - 22:22

:-)

LOD
Joined 13/12/2001
Posts : 5681

Posted : Tuesday, 3 September 2013 - 01:26

bit.ly/12N7ZSM
Hillarious Wonder if it's for real ... (close the volvo add to see it)

Mog DoC
Joined 5/02/2004
Posts : 14303

Posted : Sunday, 31 July 2016 - 12:34

harleyxcty
Joined 17/11/2002
Posts : 1856

Posted : Sunday, 21 August 2016 - 14:51

Laughing my butt off!!

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