...a figure strides forward, slowly becoming more visible as it nears, the fogs swirling about its form.

A mighty creature nearly nine and a half feet tall, weighing a massive four hundred and fifty pounds stops in the clearing. Covered in a thick, luxurious fur, his handsome face shines with an inner light, as one born of nobility. And a dog.

A glance flashes from his brow, falling on all who have gathered there to receive his pronouncement. He speaks.

"I am MOG! I and my clan, the Dominion of Clowns, have been sorely offended by an upstart!

I speak of the abomination that is a usurper clan, the one that has stolen my honor and profaned it, using my very name itself to mock me! I speak of the so-called "MOG" clan, the Mercenaries of God.

My patience has worn exceedingly thin and I now challenge this plagiarist clan, as well as my own dear clanmates, to fight a fearsome battle on the field of treasures. I wish for a classic five versus five match, not some minor bar brawl or back-alley mugging of three or four, but a lusty bloodsoaked macefest!

Are you fools ready for this challenge? I spit on your hushpuppies and slap you in the face, repeatedly, with a glove soaked in cat pee. Will you rise to this challenge or slink away like all the rest of the p ussywillow clans here at sissyonline? If you wish to be brave, send a messenger to me for the magic key to the battlefield."

The strikingly good looking and powerful creature retreats into the mists of eternity, a mocking laughter his only gift to you.

lol mog... we put out a challenge to all clans and only trk responded... maybe we'll slay the mandog in our next venture... i barely have time for the war we are in... but nice lil story mog

Nice slinking, worm.

where were you when we put out a challenge?... Dork on Crack(doc)

I was busy being a godlike being. We have responsibilities!

well i can only get me and sum1 else if you's want to play us

A) That's not 5 vs 5 and
B) You didn't misappropriate my name.

When you get a fivesome up and going we'll answer your challenge. Probably.

I'm ready.

I think simon badly wants a 3some...give it to him

If they field their best 3 players, he won't even be in it.

you talk alot of crap for someone who has achieved nothing in this game, other than double turning... along with getting drunk and attacking your own team! good job hanky... you certainly turtle up pretty quick for someone who talks alot of crap...we all know you just ride laur's coattails anyway... lets let folks judge for themselves via this lovely screenshot... (hankys the turtled up one in pink!)

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as for nothing being our teammate...thats a joke... i believe he was really playing for them... ive seen his stats as nothing and his stats as mrbaddude...he has alot of skill...he has alot of playing time vs laur(more than anyone in our clan)...he has beaten many good players including HANKY, nodavo, etc... yet in this game he ran right into harms way and wandered around aimlessly...he would not coordinate or communicate with us...he would not post vital screenshots... and after hankys double turn...he QUIT and left a huge amount of troops on the battle field...including full pops of HC, bali,comms, etc... and all at a convenient time before i jumped on hanky... GOOD JOB TRK...i'm quite aware that nothing was a member of TRK while also being amember of the mercenaries(Mrbaddude) i guess we picked the wrong person for the job... it also explains why trk wouldn't play us 3 on 3...

well you covered double turning and sabotage...i wonder whats next in laur's bag of tricks...knights on steroids? lol...cheat programs?

YOUR MISTAKE WAS THINKING I'M STUPID!!!

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that means are you taking docs chalenge, or just spaming around?

Hey, could you guys please just send these poison pen letters to each other and not flame in my thread? I'll delete any more of this crap I see. Go fight it out elsewhere.

hey all, im a free agent and will fight in any clan war! with honour that is pleeeeease invite me next time.

sorry mog...

It's ok. I'm going to close this thread now anyway, its purpose is over.