become king...of the hill
i think it would be cool though if you somehow manage to hold the hill for a set amount of time, like a week, you could get a free member account for a month.
Rules: You can not close the board as it is unfair to other player that never got a chance to try.


i build a castle, surrounded by a moat, with only one drawbridge to it, that is heavily guard. there are sercutiry cameras, motion detectors, heat sensors and other traps throughout the castle.


also the walls are 400 ft high, 400 ft wide, and there is a dome so you can not get in viva air

I`ll tell yer mum you where playing with matches and she will call you home to bed early

one new shiney castle to me

i then explain to my mom that you gave me the match and that it wasn't me idea, so my mom calls your mom telling her that her child is a liar. your mom then calls you home and spanks you

i walk back into my castle

Me I swim in from the sewers under the castle poping up in the middle of the throne room.

Everyone runs away from the stench of me! Yea me ands the new "stinky" guards take over!

or so you think,



the pipes are too small for you to fit through so you ended up getting stuck in the pipes and all the sewege backs up around your head, until the pressure is so much that it pushes you out

"i walk back into my castle"


While you were out I just walked in and shut the door. See you around!

King of the Hill: Mog

I press the red button, blow up castle. nobody wins!

the red button doesn't work.


i walk in through a secret passageway that only i know how to get in. i sneak up on mog and knock him out. i then put him in a giant hamster cage...sorry i didn't have a giant dog-cage on hand...or a mog-cage...

also then i close the secret passageway with a key only i have and know the location of


anways the hamster cage has thick plastic walls that you can't break, and you can't crawl out through the food bin or water bottle area


my hill

I am the giant hamster and I'm pissed that you gave my shiny new cage away to a Mog.

I boot you out the door and slam it shut behind you....

i never had a hamster before though, so poof, you don't exist.

your castle sinks into the swamp you built it on. I build another, better castle on top of it.

i didn't build my castle on a hill, i made sure that i had a good foundation and that everything was level so i could control my hill levelly

I still build a castle on top of it.

covered in my stench cream I blend so well into the walls no one notices me (ok they smell it but think it is still backed up pipes)

I feed the hamster and set him in a nice shiny cage outside the castle, I put stairs up into ^ectors castle making it my top floor and I steal the secret key I watched Choirsinger hide, allowing me to change all locks and secret passageways, Using echo location I find any additional passageways and close them off permently

Finally I bring in the Mog to have as a pet buy the fires this winter.

MY Castle!

While you sleep by the fire I sneak up and tie you up, toss you out the "Padro52" chute I had installed and boom! I'm king again!

I throw some mogtreats down the chute, and as everybody knows, mog can't resist them.

but even though mog must jump down the chute, I shall not claim kingship - instead I put on my best visir robes. I claim rights as the kings counselor! hopefully a less fatal position than kingship itself.

You do make damnably delicious MogtreatsĀ©, ^ector. You might have left me as king since you want to be an advisor, perhaps you can pull me out of the chute by my tail and we can oversee this vast and important kingdom together?

yoink!

OK, here's what we do. Barricade all entrances, boil the vats of oil and stock the moat with plenty of alligators! This hill is taken, move along, rabble.

still i have not been throne out so i am still king. haha. i snag some of ^ector's mog treats and line them up to lead out of the castle and then i lock him out. i then go to ^ector and ask if he is willing to be my advisor and if he isn't i'll have my gaurds(who have surround you so you can't escape) throw you out, but you must vow to serve me faithfully, until either i've been king for a week, or i've been kicked out and am no longer king. while i do this, i do what mog said he would do, but is never able to do because now he is outside of the double-stacked castle.

still my hill