Our battle began today, we are using 1T a day with the 6 player Map.

Lord dio Foster
Hosa vs. Crimsondawn
Tubthumper Aghar

We will keep everyone informed on our domination

Good luck Foster, and all the players

good luck to everyone, ill be watching the news for this one daily very interested to see what happens

Hosa VS> Chrim? I''ll be eliminating the closest warrior to me muuaaahahahahaha!!!!! This is a clan match.

its 3 on 3, otherwise i''d put a vs by everyone''s name...yeah smart

Lord Hosa steps out into the guard tower and peers out into the distance. From the horizon he sees a rider followed by a thing cloud of dust. I see my messenger has returned, under his breath to himself as he walks back into his keep.
Sweat pours from the horse''s hot steamy skin as the rider dismounts in the courtyard. The stable boy grabs the horse''s reins and leads the reluctant animal towards the stables, as two D~S squires aproach the exausted rider. So what hast thou discovered of the wretched Warriors? My lords, oh my my lords! The enemy hast sported dresses for battle! Pinks and magentas, many bright womanly colors. The women hast the look of men also! It was a frightning sight my lords. The squires look at each other in utter dismay. We must inform the king. By the way scout, what news of forts and villages? My lords I have all the locations and tribes noted. I shall bring it with haste to the king. The two squires walk away and mumbling to each other, "we''ll need lots to drink before battle, it''s going to be ugly, v e r y ugly."

LOL wow that atually made me laugh steamy horses eh? i''ll have to watch out for them

Tubthumper opens the dispatch case to find a splendid gown of damask and silk. Attached is a note: "Tub, I decided not to wear this in our last camp, but since our current opponents are so...colorful...you might want to give this to one of your forward scouts. To help them blend in. Regards, HOSA"

A slight odor of steamy horseflesh rises from the garment, causing Tubthumper''s stomach to growl.

Tubthumper D~S

i know that this is goin to be a good battle! and i no that the warriors are goin to win ill just watch from a distance. i wish i could have been in this fight.

Foster the fearless marches his army out, in golden armor and magnificant enchanted weopons awaits to arrival of the poor dukes of the North who have neglected to pay me their king the taxes of the land...I will need to be commandeering ur castles, i thank u in advance for going without much of a fight.

Crimson the Great looks forward to the desolate land of his enemies. with an iron fist he reaches out to take the world in his grip.
wrs squires to another: don''t you think hes being a little dramatic about this?
:who cares as long he buys the drinks and whenches i''ll fight!
:ya i guess, and i''ve always wanted to wear these just couldn''t tell anyone.
: (looks at squire2) ya me too they are alot more confortable than i thought. hey what is that?
In the distance a great cloud of dust issues from the earth. before it stands a you man, arms withered and skin spotted with red pustuals and a mighty pocket protector set against his chest.
:is that HOSA?
: ya... it is....
: its too bad he didn''t listen to me this lotion does absolute miricals for the skin!
And so the two great warriors were called upon to fight for their mighty lord against the pale and puss fill forces of evil. They mounted their steamy steads and.... ooo is the chenelle!!!

Last Edited : Monday, 23 July 2007 - 23:55

We accept the challenge of the Warriors to pay those unjust taxes...and as the challenged, we of course have our choice of weapons.

We choose two: spelling and grammar!

Wahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Ahem.

Tubthumper D~S

damn we will never be able to win against the powers of spelling *gasp* and grammer

lol hahahahahaha that was funny!

Along his travels on the field a lone spearmen haha is found and killed, along with his dead remains the army find the power of SPELL CHECK! haha now who has the spelling and grammer powers, u have lost urs.

We set up towers to the heavons and invent telescopes...who is that i see is it Hosa? wow he is picking his nose with a spear...interesting

Everyone knows spearmen can''t spell...he was no doubt carrying the book to someone else. They''re going to be irritated!

HOSA always picks his nose with a spear. It is a nasty habit, we keep trying to break him of it, but he seems to enjoy it even more than steamy horseflesh.

What''s a clan to do??

Tubthumper D~S

could sharpen it for him, fraid hes too used to working with dull instruments

I agree...we try to have him just hang out with us, but he keeps wandering over to your tents. No doubt drawn by the bright colors and sparkly accessories!

you just don''t know how to please the ladies is all

In the Land of Tub, it is hard to tell which is which. All that mud, you know. And the long mustaches