The Barbarians had just moved into New Wol, none of the Medieval residents liked them much. Soon, the local gangs began to target the BR's (BarbaRianS). Naturally, the BR's formed their own gangs. This is the story of two rival gangs on one strip of cement in the center of New Wol. The gangs are the Falcs and the Ryders.
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The BR's stood around scheming what they would do next to topple the Falcs and claim this stretch of road for the Ryders permanently... Then they watched as a dirty cop rode down a BR man in broad daylight and arrested him for no good reason. As the cop stuffed the BR into the car, he mumbled, "Damn BR's I hope the Falcs get rid of the lot of them..."

Last Edited : Thursday, 25 January 2007 - 13:16

(meanwhile, in the West Side of town...)

"We must find out who that no good cop is!" Said Sage as he sat upon his horse. "and I have just the plan. Now listen up boys...first, I will..."

(back in the center of town)

Later that day, the residents of WoL gathered on a strip of cement in the center of Newwol. The group there, each mounted on a horse, stared at each other not sure what to do...one particular person (who shall remain unnamed), wiped some drool from his mouth and spoke up...

"I think The Biscuit is our best and oldest memeber of the Falcs. We should keep him alive and let him lead us against the Ryders. They are smart...knowing that we are always on horses, they have come in riding horses also."

Each member gathered took their turn to either support or shred the 'Biscuit' plan. There were a few who kept to the back of the crowd, not saying anything. Eventually eyes started turning their way.

"kong! It's kong! He's got to be a bad guy! Look how quiet he is." The Falcs started forming a ring around him...hurling insults, cracking jokes. kong just sat on his horse..."there's a lot of people here." Was all he said.

"Oh. Sounds good. Okay. It's not him." Was the crowd's response...except for one Falc. He had a special gleam in his eyes...which he never took off of kong the rest of the day...

"Well, let's get Sage! It must be him. He's just mad we aren't using his name for our plan! The Biscuit plan is perfect, yet Sage won't follow it." Again, the horses surrounded Sage...followed by insults and a few rotten tomatoes.

"Silly Falcs! I'm the dirty cop who arrest that Ryder yesterday! Look! I have a written piece of paper here that says...DETECTIVE!" With that Sage produced a wrinkled piece of paper that was torn on one side, had blood stains on the other, but had the distinctive word 'DETECTIVE' written on it.

"Oh. Looks good to me. Yup. He must be the detective." The crowd started to back away from Sage...until they heard a siren, and a cop car came racing around the corner.

Out jumped mwmoss. He was wearing a spotless policeman's uniform, complete with a belt holding a billy club, a set of handcuffs, and a gun. He had a hat that read "NEWWOL PD." As he approached the crowd, the sun shined off the badge that was pinned to his uniform. On the badge...KRUPKE.

"This man is not the detective of this town. He is a member of the Ryder gang, and I am here to bring him to justice." Krupke (moss) said pointing at Sage.

And then it happened...(continued)

Sage jumped off his horse, cleared a small area around him, and began dancing and singing...

(Sage)
"Don't listen to this 'Krupke'
You Falcs must understand,
He's just a weak Ryder stepping up-ke
To make me lose command.
It is a mafia move
To make a claim like this and give,
Everyone a reason
To doubt that I'm the DETECTIVE"

(mwmoss)
"Gee 'officer Sagey' I'm very upset!
Your plan to expose me has worked, but I'm not giving up yet.
You are a delinquent!
I'm misunderstood...
Deep down inside...you are no good!"

(chorus)
"He's no good! He's no good!
He's the opposite of good!
Like Mafia, he is no darn good!"

(Sage)
"Dear kindly Falcs, my friends,
Why would I lie to you?
With all of this evidence,
You will see that I'm quite true.
You can't get along without me,
Don't let moss make you be had...
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm not bad!"

(crowd)
"Office Krupke, you're really a square,
Sage don't need a lynch, he needs our doctor's care.
It's Moss's misguidance that ought to be defused,
He's trying to make us townies confused!

We're confused! We're confused!
We're the most confused!
Like we're utterly confused!"

(moss)
"That Sage, he is a *******,
A Ryder S.O.B.
With all the lies he plastered
Upon both you an' me
You must all believe me, Sage is a cunning crook.
He's feeding you a story, and you're all being took!

I'm Officer Krupke, Sage is a slob.
And as a Ryder, he is doing his job.
To confuse and distort you, it's his best trick!
Please don't kill me off, or in the morning you'll be sick!"

(crowd)
"We'll be sick! We'll be sick!
We'll be awfully sick...
If we find out that we've fallen to some trick!"

(the town ties up mwmoss and hangs him off a balcony, where he quickly dies...and a letter from the mayor, declaring moss the town detective flutters to the ground)

(falcs)
"Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down and we're blue,
We made a big mistake, and now we are screwed.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Why didn't we give you our trust...
Gee, Officer Krupke...
Krup US!"
(end day one)

(night one, scene one. On a rooftop in Newwol. The vigilante has tracked down kong and watches him)

(kong dancing around with love in his eyes)
"Could be!
Who knows?
There's something due any day;
I will know right away,
Soon as it shows..."

(vigilante as he pulls out his gun)
"..It may come cannonballing down through the sky,
Gleam in my eye,
Aim for your nose!"

(kong)
"Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,"

(vigilante)
"I'm up a tree.
I got a feeling there's a miracle due,
Gonna come true,
Coming to me!"

(kong stops dancing and looks in the direction of vigilante)
"Could it be?
Yes, it could.
Something's coming, something good,
If I can wait!
Something's coming, I don't know what it is,
But it is
Gonna be great!"

(vigilante steps out and aims gun at kong)
"With a click, with a shock,
I'll pull the trigger, release the lock,
Opening fire!
Something's coming, now is when, now you're dead;
Catch the lead,
Time to retire!

(BANG)

(kong as he dies)
Come on! Why me? I was so shy,
You're the guy?
Pull up a chair!
The air is humming,"

(vigilante standing over kong)
"And something great is coming!"

(kong and vigilante)
"Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Maybe tonight . . ."

(BANG! vigilante runs off into the night)

Last Edited : Tuesday, 6 February 2007 - 00:16

(night one, scene two. Neb in his apartment. Enter Sage and two Ryders.)

(Sage in seductive voice)
Boy, boy, crazy boy,
Don't drool, boy!
Got a rocket in your pocket?
Don't droolly drool, boy!
Don't get hot,
'Cause man, you got
Some high times ahead.
Take it slow and Nebby-O,
You can drool it up and die in bed!
(Sage tosses Neb into bed, while the two Ryders tie him up)

Boy, boy, crazy boy!
Need a noose, boy?
Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it.
Turn off the juice, boy!
Go man, go,
But not like a yo-yo droolboy.
Just do not drool, boy,
No drool!
(Sage and Ryders suffocate Neb with pillows)

(End night one)

(Begin day two. Everyone alive gather in center of town)

"Sage you liar! You tricked us! You're gonna pay! At least we got one of your buddies last night."

"Wait! I'm the doctor! Yeah, that's right...I'm the doctor."

"We don't believe you! Let's get 'em boys!"

(The crowd grabs Sage and drags him off to the top of a 10 story building.)

"Any last words, 'Officer Sagey'?"

(Sage, as he dances on the edge of the roof)
When you're a Ryder,
You're a Ryder all the way
From your first hommicider
To your last dyin' day.

When you're a Ryder,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a Barbarian man!

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!

Then you've come far
With a capital R,
And you can be a star
No matter how far.
When you're a Ryder,
You stay a Ryder!

(mob pushes Sage off the roof to his death)

(End day two)

(Night two. Renno wakes up during the night, and hears a commotion outside...he goes to investigate)

(Ryder 1)
Newwol,
You loveliest land . . .
Island of turns and fair chances.
Always the opportunities growing,
Always the chance for sleep showing . . .

(Ryder 2)
Oldwol. . .
You ugliest land . . .
Island of hourly movement dances.
Constantly logging on and blowing
Your nights as the death toll was growing . . .
And the sleep owing,
And the rested crying,
While the sleepless flying.
I like the Newwol version release.
Smoke on your pipe that you say is for 'peace'!

(Renno casually joining in)
I like to be in the Newwol!
O.K. by me in the Newwol!
Playing for free in the Newwol!
Membership for a small fee in the Newwol!

(Ryders turning on Renno with wicked grins)
It's time to kill in the Newwol!
We know that we will in the Newwol!
A training game in the Newwol!
Troops are the same in the Newwol!

(Ryders grab Renno and drag him around town behind their horses)
Here's your 'training game' in the Newwol!
You've lost your fame in the Newwol!
Please don't complain in the Newwol!
Ryders shall reign in the Newwol!

(Ryders ride off, leaving Renno's dead body lying in the center of town)

(End night two)

(Day 3. Everyone alive gathers in the town center)

(background singing from a member of the group)
"Ryders shall reign in the Newwol...
Da-da-da-da da-da-da da da..."

"What? Who's humming that?" Demands a Falc.

Everyone looks around...staring at each other.

(crowd staring at each other)

(more staring)

(still staring)

(I can't believe they are still staring)

"Coopels." Says one of the townies.

(more staring)

(some staring at Coopels, some staring at others, Chunky staring at a wall)

(more people stare at Coopels)

"Oh, fine! Lynch me! Whatever! If it will help the town, I'll do it myself!"

(Coopels runs to top of building and dances on the ledge while the town watches from below)

"I feel angry,
Oh, so angry.
I feel angry and stupid, not bright!
For that Sagey,
Blinded me to the light...

So, I'm giving,
I am giving,
Those still living a chance to try,
Not to be petty,
And kill those Ryders after I die!

(Coopels leaps off the building and lands on the concrete below with a sickening crunch)

(Coopels staring up at the sky, in a dilerious manner)

See this pretty girl on the pavement right here:
Who can this attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty...me?

(Coopels gets up to the astonishment of those gathered)
I feel pretty!
Oh, so pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity,
The person we lynch before night!

(the crowd is stunned that Coopels is still alive)

"Bud!" Yells someone.

"Well, if Coopels can do it..." states Bud with confidence.

(Bud on top of building dancing)
Have you met my good freind Coopels,
The craziest 'girl' on the block?
You'll know him the minute you see him,
He's as crazy as a cuckoo in a clock!

You all think you're so wise.
This is not the game of old.
You need to open your eyes,
Those Ryders are ruthless and cold!

(the crowd is now on the rooftop with threatening looks in their eyes)
Is it just this heat,
Or that I am so high,
No more balance have my feet,
I guess I will die...

(Bud falls off the building, and the crowd looks over the edge)

(crowd)
That's not pretty!
Oh! Not pretty!
And this city, will soon be distressed!
It's a pity,
That the Ryders have caused such a mess!

(end day 3)

Last Edited : Wednesday, 14 February 2007 - 23:53

(Night 3. Ryders are in the street again singing. Tonight, another townie overhears them singing and goes to check it out)

This is the place for us,
Right here the place for us.
Death and riots and useless talks!
Yay for us!
Kill those Falcs!

This is the time for us!
This day the time for us!
Work together, spread some fear,
Lynch a townie, it's quite clear,
Our town!

(the unsuspecting townie walks around the corner)
What's here!
We see another victim is still living,
He's wandering our way, his death he's giving
Quite clear . . .

(The Ryders mount their horse and unsheath their swords as they ride toward the townie)
This is the place for us!
The time and place for us!
Hold my hand and we're halfway there.
Hold my hand and I'll take you there
Right now!
Our town!
Death here!

(Sanshiro Sugata falls to the pavement...his head rolling a few feet away from his body)

(end night 3)

(Begin Day 4...what's left of the town is gathered once again)

"Okay. Are yous guys ready to follow my lead now?" asks the Biscuit. His response is a few mumbled yeses, while most of the town stares off in silence. "Well, you should! And I say that Wasteland has to go!"

A few townies agree...

"Yes, Kill me!" Shouts Wasteland.

The crowd convereges on him..."no, no! Wait! Let me explain..."

(Wasteland)
The Ryders are gonna have their day.
Tonight!

(Falcs)
The Falcs are gonna have their way!
Today.

(Wasteland)
You Falcs all grumble, "We want a fair fight."
But Ryders started this rumble,
We'll rumble you right.

(voice in the background)
We're gonna hand the Falcs a surprise
Tonight.

(Wasteland)
We're gonna cut 'em down to size
Tonight.

(Falcs)
We said, "No way, no Ryders,
No tricks."
But just in case they're fighters,
We're ready to mix
Today.

(Falcs...in chorus line)
We're gonna kill Wasteland, today!
We're gonna take him to the top of the building that's tall!
Wasteland's gonna get it today;
The more that he fights it the harder he'll fall!

(Wasteland)
Well, they began it!

(Falcs)
Well, they began it!

(Falcs)
And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all,
Today!

(Coopels, as the mob carries Wasteland to the top of the building and ready to throw him over...)
Coopel's gonna get her heels
Tonight.
We'll have our private little squeals
Tonight.
He will walk in hot and tired,
So what?
Don't matter if he's tired,
As long as he's hot
Tonight!

(mob pauses to stare oddly at Coopels)

(Wasteland as he is held over the edge)
Tonight, tonight,
Won't be just any night,
Tonight there will be no morning star.
Tonight, tonight, I'll leave my love tonight.
And for us, stars will stop where they are.
(Wasteland and last Ryder lock eyes)

(last Ryder)
Today
The minutes seem like hours,
The hours go so slowly,
And still the sky is light . . .
Oh death, take flight,
And keep this endless day from being night!

(Wasteland)
I'm counting on you to avenge me
Tonight.
When they are all sleeping and comfy
Tonight.
Find that Doctor, and that punk'll
Go down.
And when he's hollered "Uncle"
Drag him around town!

(last Ryder)
I'm gonna kill him tonight!
He's gonna get his tonight,
We began it,
Then we ran it,
We had planned it.
I'll stop 'em for us all.
The Ryders are gonna have their way,
The Ryders are gonna have their day,
I'm gonna kill him tonight.
Tonight!
(Last Ryder runs away)

(falcs...joking around)
He's gonna kill us tonight!
What fright!
They began it,
And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all!
The Falcs are gonna have their way,
The Falcs are gonna have their day.
We're gonna sleep well tonight.
Tonight!
(the crowd pushes Wasteland off the building)

(Wasteland as he falls)
Tonight, tonight,
No tonight,
I'm dead before tonight.
Ryders gotta have their day,
But Wasteland has no further say,
I hope the Falcs don't have their way
Not right, tonight,
My love, he's alone tonight,
We were gonna rock it to....

(Last Ryder in the shadows)
Tonight, tonight,
I'll avenge my love tonight.
And for us, the doc will die tonight.

(Falcs staring down at the mess)
Finally we didn't kill our buddy!
Wasteland made a mess that's bloody,
At least he landed in that sand.
That dry and barren land,
We shall call it Bloody_Wasteland!

(ALL)
Tonight!

(end day 4)

(night 4 The Last Ryder is sitting in the middle of the street crying)

(Ryder)
Wasteland
The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Wasteland, Wasteland, Wasteland, Wasteland . . .
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word . .
Wasteland, Wasteland, Wasteland, Wasteland . . .
Wasteland!

(tarim comes around the corner and runs up to the Ryder)

"What's wrong? Are you hurt? I can help!"

(Ryder)
I've just met a guy named Wasteland,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Wasteland!
I've just kissed a guy named Wasteland,
And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!
Wasteland!
Say it loud and there's music playing,
Say it soft and it's almost like praying.

Wasteland,
I'll never stop saying Wasteland!

The most beautiful sound I ever heard.
Wasteland!

(tarim begins backing away...)

"Uh, I think I've made a mistake..."

(Ryder mounts his horse and charges at tarim)
I'm gonna kill you tonight!
You're gonna get run through tonight,
We began it,
I will fan it,
Stop running, dammit!
No more saving them Falcs at all.
The Ryders are gonna have their way,
The Ryders are gonna have their day,
I've killed the doctor tonight.
Tonight!

(end night 4)

(Day 5. Few remaining townies gathered atop the tall building)

"He's too quiet."

"He must be up to something."

"He hasn't said more that two words this game, but he must be a Ryder!"

(The crowd converges on Chunky50, who still says nothing, he just starts making hand signals, which look like gang signs.)

(Falcs)
A sneak like that he'd kill us Falcs,
Let's kill this boy, he never talks!
Not one of our kind,
We kill the Ryder kind!

A sneak like this will have no tomorrow,
He'll be dead and we will have no sorrow,
Not one of our kind,
We lynch the Ryder kind!

A sneak who's silent isn't townie,
A sneak who's mute but sneaking aroundee.
He's the one who gets our anger
And gets our lynch.
Very smart, Chunky, don't move an inch!

(crowd prepares to throw Chunky over)
A sneak like that wants one thing now,
To kill us all, take over Newwol.

(Ryder...smiling in the background)
You all murdered my love;
Now payback is mine.

(All)
Just wait and see,
Just wait, Chunky,
Just wait and see!

(Chunky falls too his death. That's when the crowd notices that he dropped his book he was always carrying with him. Upon opening it, nobody can believe it...a book on sign language. Chunky was a mute...and a Falc.)

(end day 5)

(Night 5. Biscuit is up on the roof of the same building, thining things over. The Ryder approaches him...sword drawn.)

(Biscuit)
Oh no, it's you? no,
Not you, no!
This isn't cool, not for me,
With all this drool, I could not see.
To many words
Going through my head
You know that I'm smart,
This breaks my heart, Poor me,
In my heart
I was strong
I had to cart
The townies along,
But I was wrong
But you're alone, and I'm alone.
One thing I know:
You won't live,
I don't care what effort you give.
And if by chance that's not so,
I don't want to know.

(Ryder)
You think I won't win?
Very smart Biscuit, very smart!

Oh no, Biscuit, no,
You should know better!
You were their leader - or so you said.
You should know better . . .

I had a love, he was all that I had.
Ryder's are strong, what else can I do?
I loved him; I was his,
And everything he is
Is gone, too.
I had a love, and it's all that I needed,
Wasteland was strong, and he needed me, too.
I loved him, we were one;
There's nothing to be done,
Not a thing I can do
But hold his memory, hold him forever,
I'm not with him now, or tomorrow...
But your life is through!

(Ryder stabs Biscuit.)
Ryders are so strong,
I am right and you are wrong,
And now, Biscuit, your life is gone.

(Ryder flees into the night.)

(end night 5)

(Begin Day 6...4 remaining players gather a top the killing building.)

"Well, one of us is the last Ryder," stated Corflu. "And I''ve come with a list of reasons why each of you is a suspect." With that, Corflu unrolls some paper...which rolls all the way down the street. "First, Coopels..."

(Corflu)
You say you''re pretty,
Say you''re pretty,
Say you''re quitting, then flitting and light!
It''s you I pity
I can tell you''re a Ryder by sight.

You''re not townie,
No way townie
After your clowning to cover for Sage!
And so..."pretty"
Time to end this Ryder war you wage!

(to gueritol and Darkguy)
See the pretty "Falc" in the street there:
Well surprise this is not true!
Such a pretty story,
He''s getting all the glory,
Such a pretty smile,
He will kill you!"

"Next, we have Darkguy..."

He killed off Sergeant Krupke,
He voted with both hands,
How can you cover that up-ke
Justice I demand!
He and the Ryders we''re the junkies,
Their plan almost had us sunk.
Golly Coopels, can''t you see he is a punk?

Gee, Officer Krupke, would be alive yet;
If Darkguy hadn''t voted for him, he''s Sage''s pet.
He is a delinquent,
He''s not misunderstood.
Deep down inside him there''s no good!

(to gueritol and Coopels)
He''s no good, he''s no good,
He is not any good!
Like inside, the best of him''s no good!"

"Now, on to gueritol..."

A boy like him, he''d kill your brother,
A Ryder for sure, there is no other,
One of your own kind?
Stinks like the Ryder kind!

A boy like that will give you sorrow,
When he tries to kill you tonight or tomorrow,
One of your own kind?
Stinks like the Ryder kind!

(to Darkguy and Coopels)
This boy has killed those we love,
This boy who kills has no heart.
And he''s the boy we need to shove
So let''s get a start!
Very smart? Aren''t I very smart?"

(there is shoving and pushing and fighting and biting between the 4 remaining. First Coopels, almost falls off...then Darkguy is almost pushed over...then gueritol is hung over the edge...finally, one of them falls to the ground...Corflu)

(end day 6)

(night 6...the three remaining players have wandered out into the street. Each being very cautious of the others...)

(Darkguy)
I am a Falc,
We''re the top cats in town,
Falcs''re the gold medal kids
With the heavyweight crown!

(gueritol)
I am a Falc,
We''re the swingin''est things:
Little boy, we are men;
Little man, we''re a kings!

(gueritol and Darkguy turn to Coopels...Coopels gets a big grin on his face as he mounts his horse)

(Coopels)
The Falcs are in gear!
Our big horses are clickin''!
The Ryders are clear
''Cause ev''ry Ryder''s a lousy chicken!

(All...mounted on their horses)
Here come the Falcs!
Like a bat out of hell.
Ryders get in our way,
Ryders don''t feel so well!

Here come the Falcs!
Ryders should step aside!
Better go underground,
Better run, better hide!

We''re drawin'' the line,
So keep your noses hidden!
We''re hangin'' a sign,
Says "Ryders forbidden"
And we ain''t kiddin''!

Here come the Falcs,
Yeah! And we''re gonna beat
Ev''ry last Ryder gang
On the whole Newwol street!
On the whole!
Ever!
Mother!
Lovin''!
Street!
Yeah!

(the end)

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